Varying Degrees of Ridiculousness

I've been such a slacker - I figured it was time for an update abut all the funny, strange things that I've noticed.

To start with, I found a book in our library called One Hand for Yourself, One Hand for the Ship - A Guide to One-handed Sailing. Now is it just me, or does this sound like a masturbation book to anyone else?

The second wickedly amusing thing- I was mailing out overdue notices when I came across this:

Windy Gayle Thompson*
1167 Stormy Glen

*I changed the last name and house number, but that is seriously the name and street of the person.

Third, I got to see the Superfreak get bitched out by someone's mother. (Unfamiliar with the Superfreak? Read my original confrontation here.) So this past Thurs, Kate and I were up at the cafe for karaoke night, when of course he came in. Surprisingly, he hasn't been his usual supercreepy self, but apparently someone else has been on the end of his attentions, because when we went to leave this woman was screaming at him in the parking lot. She kept yelling "Stay away from my daughter! If I ever see you hit on her again, I'll rip you apart!". It was really scary, and I kinda felt bad for him, but at the same time I absolutely reveled in it.